I Wish...

[Tempestfury]

Granted, but as you didn't say what you wish is, it could be translated as anything someone wants to, like wiping out reality.

I wish for something.

[Tison]

Granted, but it's a copy of twilight! The horrors D:

I wish...that I had a Bag of Holding.

[Tempestfury]

Granted... but then it turns out to be a bag of devouring, a bag which pretends to be a bag of holding!

I wish that people would post on more threads then this one.

[-Flash]

Granted, but they only post on the Last Person To Post Wins! game, and slowly forget about this thread

I wish ProBoards hadn't ruined the look of this :Demoticon

[Maia :3]

Granted; instead, they permanently remove it.

I wish I had the power of flight.

[Tempestfury]

Granted, but you fly into a jet enginre and cause it to crash into a nuclear powerplant, which then causes a distaster unlike any other man made disaster. Well done!

I wish for more time.

[-Flash]

Granted, but you then have too much time and become bored, resulting in a wish to give yourself less time and losing all of your time

I wish hotdogs fell from the sky

[bambi.]

Granted, but they're made of human intestines.

I wish the gym leaders in Pokemon Emerald would hurry along with their training so I can battle them again.

[maskedpelt]

Granted, but you lose because they hurried your training instead of taking their time.

I wish for a time portal.

[Tempestfury]

Granted, but is consumes reality, wiping it out from existance.

I wish that this person would stop saying that I can't use Tempestfury as a name for my cat as its 'too long'

[maskedpelt]

Granted, but now they complain that it is too short.

i wish for a white Christmas.

[bambi.]

Granted, but the snow is so high that all activity stops and everyone in your town starves to death.

I wish for a cup of tea.

[Tempestfury]

Granted, but its posionous so it kills you.

I wish that Leaf would post in 'Sharing Tounges' more.

[maskedpelt]

Granted, but then you stop posting.

I wish for a pair of skis. (Not that I even know how to ski, but...)

[Tempestfury]

Granted, but then you don't ever use them.

I wish I could solve all my problems at schoo.

[-Flash]

Granted, but you then have problems with everything else.

I wish I could go to Antartica

[bambi.]

Granted, but you forget to bring your cold-weather gear and must rely on penguin flocks for warmth.

I wish I could listen to Doctor Who audios at my leisure.

[-Flash]

(Thant would be kind-of fun)

Granted, but you can never stop listening to them and therefore can never hear anything people say to you.

I wish the snowflakes on this website were real

[bambi.]

Granted, but then it snows continually in your house.

I wish I could find some decent Davros quotes.

[-Flash]

Granted, but you dont use them

I wish I could think of a name for my character