I Wish...

[stealthy]

Granted, but it is simply so brilliantly hilarious that you die laughing.

I wish my brother would stop watching Star Wars!

[Tison]

Granted but a storm trooper comes and kills you for your insolence.

I wish I could stop procrastinating D:

[bambi.]

Granted. However, you fall into the other extreme and become a workaholic, shunning all who stop the creative flow, thinking process, and everything else that makes you capable of bench-pressing three hundred pounds with your brain.

I wish I had made gingerbread men earlier.

[Tempestfury]

Granted, but then you made them well well too early.

I wish I understood the person above me's avvie.

[bambi.]

Granted, but then you go so deeply mad from the revelation that you have to use Yog-Sothoth as a comfort object.

I wish I hadn't drunk the entire cupful of that tea that turned out to taste exactly how my shampoo smells.

[-Flash]

Granted, but the amount you left was too small for even a mouse to drink

I wish someone understands the reference

[.lavvie.<3]

Granted, but the reference becomes unable to be understood... :3

I wish my hair would stay burgandy forever

[maskedpelt]

Granted, but then when you want to change it, you can't.

I wish that I could never get sick.

[-Flash]

Granted, but then everyone else becomes sick and teases you for not being sick

I wish the Na'vi would stop killing Jessie/Ryder!

[maskedpelt]

Granted, but now Jessie/Ryder is killing the Na'vi.

i wish for a purple elephant with pink spots. (Why? Because its so random.)

[.lavvie.<3]

Granted, but those kind of elephants eat humans so it ate you... xD

I wish that spiders didn't exsist >.<

[-Flash]

Granted, but the bug population grows out of control and swarms of mosquitos pop up everywhere and... I think you know what happens next

And maskedpelt, that's what she was supposed to be doing XD Except I went back and she unkilled the avatar and killed the people instead, so now she's with the Na'vi, but she thinks she's betraying her race because she's stupid, because she's not betraying her race, she's just betraying the RDA, because they're evil. But I ramble

I wish...um...um...that my dad could find something good to watch

[.lavvie.<3]

Granted, but what he found good to watch was a horrible musical about a boy complaining on and on about his life is so tragic, and he sings horribly sang songs every five minutes about how he can never get the girl of his dreams... x.x

I wish my itouch would download the movies ive been trying to download for 4 days now... T-T

[}xx.£eaƒm∞n , ,]

Granted, but someone hacked the files so they're all Teletubbie movies.

I wish I had more time to sleep D:

[maskedpelt]

Granted, but then, like sleeping beauty, you sleep an endless sleep until prince charming arrives to wake you up.

I wish for spring.